HARD-ONS Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music (2010 Australian exclusive Limited Edition 25-track vinyl LP - The story of this magnificent vinyl LP can be traced back to 1982, when three puny immigrant children from Punchbowl, Sydney Australia decided to embark on a weird yet superb journey of punk, metal, pop and garage shenanigans. Little did anyone know or believe that this troop of naughty boys would grow into a reasonably influential and legendary band in their own right. Armed to the teeth with humour, self-mockery, irreverence, unique musical techniques, and [perhaps most importantly] fantastically powerful yet tuneful ditties; the Hard-ons started stock-piling an impressive array of demos, live recordings, radio broadcasts on top of their usual officially released material. Documenting their musical history became something of a passion for the Hard-ons, and it is now magnificently paying off. For their 25th [!] anniversary tour in Australia in 2009, the Hard-ons pressed 500 copies on CD of 25 tracks - made up of demos, outtakes, radio broadcasts and live recordings, spanning their entire career so far [their 7 year hiatus in the 90's notwithstanding of course]. All never previously available, all existing only in the archives of the members themselves. Lo and behold, the dam has burst. Due to extremely strong demand, Impedance Records are presenting the said album on glorious VINYL. Contained within the grooves you will find action aplenty. A truly unique and rare documentation of an important band, it is limited to a run of 1000 only, with this album numbered 27!. Melodic. Powerful. Explosive. Pretty funny. Experience this warts-and-all recording for yourself! It's time to put it on the turntable and blow the living daylights out of your speakers!).